Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
