Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
He shit in the fireplace
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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