doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Randomize
