I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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