ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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You. Win. At. Life.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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