i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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