My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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