STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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