We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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