If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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