If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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