What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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