I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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