talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Bang-toberfest begins!!
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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