the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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