eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize