It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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