Hey man sorry I got all grabby
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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