Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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