no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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