ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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