lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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