there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool"Β excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I need to bang the neighbor boy. Heβs given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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