we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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