at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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