Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
My liver just had a heart attack.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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