saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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