So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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