She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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