I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize