im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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