so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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