Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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