So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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