did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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