He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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