We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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