nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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