love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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