So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize