Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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