Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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