so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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