So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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