mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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