could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize