High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Randomize
