Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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