i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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