Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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