the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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