so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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