i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
someone owes me an orgasm
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
