I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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